Dialysis Song

[klingeltonkostenlos]

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[stevensanders]

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[n_cordon]

You're going places, thanks for making me smile

[supertramp1228]

very funny.a great way to spice our life up.

[1scaredycat]

I like the I've got you babe one. Funny

[larsenross]

Thank you for bringing a smile to my face!

[MadMarcus]

(sung to Yesterday by the Beatles)
Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh, I believe in yesterday

Suddenly, I've got half the kidney inside of me
There's a weakness creeping all over me.
Oh, renal failure came suddenly

Why they had to go I don't know they wouldn't say
The Dr. found something wrong, now I long for yesterday

Treatment, not such an easy game to play
Now I need a place to dialyze away
All of the toxins need not stay

Why they had to go I don't know they wouldn't say
The Dr. found something wrong, now I long for yesterday

Treatment, not such an easy game to play
Now I need a place to dialyze away
All of the toxins need not stay
Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm

[Bostongirl]

Very good one!

[MadMarcus]

Here's a new one...

Sung to Sonny and Cher – I’ve got you babe
(Thanks to Nurse Angela for this contribution)

They say our bones and joints will ache
But we won’t know until it’s just too late
Well I really know that all that’s true
Phosphorus is bad, but baby, I’ll bind you
Babe
I’ll bind you babe
I’ll bind you babe
Every month your labs are sent
In your numbers I’ll help you make a dent
5.5, the number that’s sought
But at least I’m sire
With me you’ve got a shot!
Babe
I’ll bind you babe
I’ll bind you babe

[Bostongirl]

Another great laugh for the day! God Bless

[TeriJo]

Sad but true. Very cute. Glad u can keep you sprit up and mine to

[laddjessie]

Very creative!

[MadMarcus]

Song for today!
Some ladies at my unit are going to sing and record some of these...
Was very funny hearing them practice.

(Tune: Beatles, Let it Be)

When I find my kidney in times of trouble, Dialysis Nurses come to me
Speaking words of KT V, let me pee
And in my hours of treatment she is standing right in front of me
Speaking words of KT V, let me pee
Let me pee, let me pee, let me pee, let me pee
Whisper words of KT V, let me pee

And then the broken renal patients living in the world agree
There will be a transplant, let me pee
For though they may be self-less, there is still a chance a donor will see
They are my life’s answer, let me pee
Let me pee, let me pee, let me pee, let me pee
They are my life’s answer, let me pee
Let me pee, let me pee, let me pee, let me pee
Whisper words of KT V, let me pee
Let me pee, let me pee, let me pee, let me pee
Whisper words of KT V, let me pee

And when my blood is cloudy there is still a filter that works on me
Clean until tomorrow, let me pee
I wake up to the sound of alarm bells, Dialysis Nurses come to me
Speaking words of KT V, let me pee
Let me pee, let me pee, let me pee, yeah, let me pee
They are my life’s answer, let me pee
Let me pee, let me pee, let me pee, yeah, let me pee
Whisper words of KT V, let me pee

[Bostongirl]

Very Nice!!!!

[MadMarcus]

One More....

(tune: Lovely Rita Meter Maid)

Lovely Rita dialysis nurse
Nothing can come between us
When I get treatment you tow my Creatinine away

Sitting by my hemo machine
When I caught a glimpse of Rita
Filling in my status in her little white book

In a pep she looked much older
And the stethoscope across her shoulder
Made her look a little like a Nephrologist doctor

Lovely Rita dialysis nurse
May I inquire discreetly
When are you free to take my blood from me?

Took my weight her and gave it to her
Had a talk about my catheter
Told her I would really like to use it again

Got the bill and Medicare paid it
Checked my clearance I nearly made it
Sitting on a chair with a needle or two

Oh, lovely Rita dialysis nurse
Where would I be without you?
Give us a drink and make me think of you

Lovely Rita dialysis nurse