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  • klingeltonkostenlos
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    This is also what I look for in ringtones from music tracks at https://klingeltonkostenlos.de/beste-klingeltone/. They are really attractive and wonderful
    Last edited by klingeltonkostenlos; 06-21-2022, 09:48 PM.

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  • stevensanders
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    I love this song. Thank you for sharing. You can download this song as ringtone for mobile at this site: https://dzwoneknatelefon.com/

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  • n_cordon
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    You're going places, thanks for making me smile

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  • supertramp1228
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    very funny.a great way to spice our life up.

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  • 1scaredycat
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    I like the I've got you babe one. Funny

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  • larsenross
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    Thank you for bringing a smile to my face!

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  • MadMarcus
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    (sung to Yesterday by the Beatles)
    Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away
    Now it looks as though they're here to stay
    Oh, I believe in yesterday

    Suddenly, I've got half the kidney inside of me
    There's a weakness creeping all over me.
    Oh, renal failure came suddenly

    Why they had to go I don't know they wouldn't say
    The Dr. found something wrong, now I long for yesterday

    Treatment, not such an easy game to play
    Now I need a place to dialyze away
    All of the toxins need not stay

    Why they had to go I don't know they wouldn't say
    The Dr. found something wrong, now I long for yesterday

    Treatment, not such an easy game to play
    Now I need a place to dialyze away
    All of the toxins need not stay
    Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm

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  • Bostongirl
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    Very good one!

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  • MadMarcus
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    Here's a new one...

    Sung to Sonny and Cher – I’ve got you babe
    (Thanks to Nurse Angela for this contribution)

    They say our bones and joints will ache
    But we won’t know until it’s just too late
    Well I really know that all that’s true
    Phosphorus is bad, but baby, I’ll bind you
    Babe
    I’ll bind you babe
    I’ll bind you babe
    Every month your labs are sent
    In your numbers I’ll help you make a dent
    5.5, the number that’s sought
    But at least I’m sire
    With me you’ve got a shot!
    Babe
    I’ll bind you babe
    I’ll bind you babe

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  • Bostongirl
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    Another great laugh for the day! God Bless

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  • TeriJo
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    Sad but true. Very cute. Glad u can keep you sprit up and mine to

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  • laddjessie
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    Very creative!

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  • MadMarcus
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    Song for today!
    Some ladies at my unit are going to sing and record some of these...
    Was very funny hearing them practice.

    (Tune: Beatles, Let it Be)

    When I find my kidney in times of trouble, Dialysis Nurses come to me
    Speaking words of KT V, let me pee
    And in my hours of treatment she is standing right in front of me
    Speaking words of KT V, let me pee
    Let me pee, let me pee, let me pee, let me pee
    Whisper words of KT V, let me pee

    And then the broken renal patients living in the world agree
    There will be a transplant, let me pee
    For though they may be self-less, there is still a chance a donor will see
    They are my life’s answer, let me pee
    Let me pee, let me pee, let me pee, let me pee
    They are my life’s answer, let me pee
    Let me pee, let me pee, let me pee, let me pee
    Whisper words of KT V, let me pee
    Let me pee, let me pee, let me pee, let me pee
    Whisper words of KT V, let me pee

    And when my blood is cloudy there is still a filter that works on me
    Clean until tomorrow, let me pee
    I wake up to the sound of alarm bells, Dialysis Nurses come to me
    Speaking words of KT V, let me pee
    Let me pee, let me pee, let me pee, yeah, let me pee
    They are my life’s answer, let me pee
    Let me pee, let me pee, let me pee, yeah, let me pee
    Whisper words of KT V, let me pee

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  • Bostongirl
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    Very Nice!!!!

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  • MadMarcus
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    One More....

    (tune: Lovely Rita Meter Maid)

    Lovely Rita dialysis nurse
    Nothing can come between us
    When I get treatment you tow my Creatinine away

    Sitting by my hemo machine
    When I caught a glimpse of Rita
    Filling in my status in her little white book

    In a pep she looked much older
    And the stethoscope across her shoulder
    Made her look a little like a Nephrologist doctor

    Lovely Rita dialysis nurse
    May I inquire discreetly
    When are you free to take my blood from me?

    Took my weight her and gave it to her
    Had a talk about my catheter
    Told her I would really like to use it again

    Got the bill and Medicare paid it
    Checked my clearance I nearly made it
    Sitting on a chair with a needle or two

    Oh, lovely Rita dialysis nurse
    Where would I be without you?
    Give us a drink and make me think of you

    Lovely Rita dialysis nurse

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