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    I had too much time on my hands on day....

    (tune: Age of Aquarius)
    When a needle is in your vein
    And technicians align your chair
    Then a doctor will guide your treatment
    And epogen will speed the flow
    This is the dawning of the age
    Of Dyalysis, the age of Dyalysis

    Kidneys gone I am understanding
    hemo, peritoneal options abounding
    One good fistula by incision
    Golden living dreams of urine
    Machine pumping blood vibration
    And your life span this will lengthen
    Dyalysis, Dyalysis

    When a needle is in your vein
    And technicians align your chair
    Then a doctor will guide your treatment
    And epogen will speed the flow
    This is the dawning of the age
    Of Dyalysis, the age of Dyalysis

  • #2
    Very Funny! Thanks, I needed that

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    • #3
      Was working on a second one...

      (tune: When I found you)
      Mmmmmm
      When i found you...I found something that will fit
      When i found you...Found me protection that won’t quit
      When i found you...I found what every technician dreams of
      When i found you...I found glove

      When I found you I found infection protection
      When i found you i gave all others rejection
      When i found you i saw my fears fly like a dove
      When I found you i found glove
      (Mmmmmm)

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      • #4
        One More....

        (tune: Lovely Rita Meter Maid)

        Lovely Rita dialysis nurse
        Nothing can come between us
        When I get treatment you tow my Creatinine away

        Sitting by my hemo machine
        When I caught a glimpse of Rita
        Filling in my status in her little white book

        In a pep she looked much older
        And the stethoscope across her shoulder
        Made her look a little like a Nephrologist doctor

        Lovely Rita dialysis nurse
        May I inquire discreetly
        When are you free to take my blood from me?

        Took my weight her and gave it to her
        Had a talk about my catheter
        Told her I would really like to use it again

        Got the bill and Medicare paid it
        Checked my clearance I nearly made it
        Sitting on a chair with a needle or two

        Oh, lovely Rita dialysis nurse
        Where would I be without you?
        Give us a drink and make me think of you

        Lovely Rita dialysis nurse

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        • #5
          Very Nice!!!!

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          • #6
            Song for today!
            Some ladies at my unit are going to sing and record some of these...
            Was very funny hearing them practice.

            (Tune: Beatles, Let it Be)

            When I find my kidney in times of trouble, Dialysis Nurses come to me
            Speaking words of KT V, let me pee
            And in my hours of treatment she is standing right in front of me
            Speaking words of KT V, let me pee
            Let me pee, let me pee, let me pee, let me pee
            Whisper words of KT V, let me pee

            And then the broken renal patients living in the world agree
            There will be a transplant, let me pee
            For though they may be self-less, there is still a chance a donor will see
            They are my life’s answer, let me pee
            Let me pee, let me pee, let me pee, let me pee
            They are my life’s answer, let me pee
            Let me pee, let me pee, let me pee, let me pee
            Whisper words of KT V, let me pee
            Let me pee, let me pee, let me pee, let me pee
            Whisper words of KT V, let me pee

            And when my blood is cloudy there is still a filter that works on me
            Clean until tomorrow, let me pee
            I wake up to the sound of alarm bells, Dialysis Nurses come to me
            Speaking words of KT V, let me pee
            Let me pee, let me pee, let me pee, yeah, let me pee
            They are my life’s answer, let me pee
            Let me pee, let me pee, let me pee, yeah, let me pee
            Whisper words of KT V, let me pee

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            • #7
              Very creative!

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              • #8
                Sad but true. Very cute. Glad u can keep you sprit up and mine to

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                • #9
                  Another great laugh for the day! God Bless

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                  • #10
                    Here's a new one...

                    Sung to Sonny and Cher – I’ve got you babe
                    (Thanks to Nurse Angela for this contribution)

                    They say our bones and joints will ache
                    But we won’t know until it’s just too late
                    Well I really know that all that’s true
                    Phosphorus is bad, but baby, I’ll bind you
                    Babe
                    I’ll bind you babe
                    I’ll bind you babe
                    Every month your labs are sent
                    In your numbers I’ll help you make a dent
                    5.5, the number that’s sought
                    But at least I’m sire
                    With me you’ve got a shot!
                    Babe
                    I’ll bind you babe
                    I’ll bind you babe

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                    • #11
                      Very good one!

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                      • #12
                        (sung to Yesterday by the Beatles)
                        Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away
                        Now it looks as though they're here to stay
                        Oh, I believe in yesterday

                        Suddenly, I've got half the kidney inside of me
                        There's a weakness creeping all over me.
                        Oh, renal failure came suddenly

                        Why they had to go I don't know they wouldn't say
                        The Dr. found something wrong, now I long for yesterday

                        Treatment, not such an easy game to play
                        Now I need a place to dialyze away
                        All of the toxins need not stay

                        Why they had to go I don't know they wouldn't say
                        The Dr. found something wrong, now I long for yesterday

                        Treatment, not such an easy game to play
                        Now I need a place to dialyze away
                        All of the toxins need not stay
                        Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm

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                        • #13
                          Thank you for bringing a smile to my face!

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                          • #14
                            I like the I've got you babe one. Funny

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                            • #15
                              very funny.a great way to spice our life up.

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